we're blogging at a bar
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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