yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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