weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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