Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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