I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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