I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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