Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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