I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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