So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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