So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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