i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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