You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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