My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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