Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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