you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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