Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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