so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Randomize
