I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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