There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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