i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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