Porn is love you can see.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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