Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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