bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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