Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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