How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
that is very illegal...i love you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
