it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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