So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
that may or may not have been my penis.
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