Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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