i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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