Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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