White coat. Heels.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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