im drinking this country out of the recession.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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