if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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