I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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