This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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