i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Randomize
