I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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