hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So many bounce houses so little time
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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