Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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