i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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