Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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