Sry I called you an 8
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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