I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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