I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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