is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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