Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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