u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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