I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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