I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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