This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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