I want to stick my p in your. b.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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