Whats the glycemic index on semen?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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