So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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