I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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