Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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